Two Words For the Jonas Brothers; Predator Drones

Two Words For The Jonas Brothers; Predator Drones

Apparently in this country it’s okay for any father to make an off colored joke about the length’s he’d go to protect his daughter’s virtue from horny teenage boys.

That is unless, of course, you’re the president of the united states.

Recently at the 2010 White House Correspondent’s Association Dinner, President Barack Obama, during his speech, acknowledged the presence of the celibacy- vowed poster boys for the Disney Corporation, the Jonas Brothers.

During that acknowledgment, he made mention of the fact that his two daughters, Malia and Sasha, happen to be big fans of the Jonas Brothers.

President Obama, in good humor then warned the Jonas Brothers to, and I quote “Don’t get any ideas. I have two words for you; predator Drones”.

So pretending for a second that the country doesn’t have any other problems at all, and completely ignoring the Jonas Boy’s over sensitive response by citing the fact that they are not pedophiles,

Fox News and other “Fair and Balanced” news networks wasted no time at all jumping on that remark, and enlisted the aid of the country’s top crusty old white men to analyze the president’s remark, questioning it’s morality.

One particular crusty old white man had this to say about the president’s joke;

“Predator Drone’s Kill People, the president’s remark whether it be a joke or not, was not in good taste!”

Really, Crusty Old White Man?? Predator Drones Kill People?? No Shit!! I never would have made that connection!!

Say, you know what else kills people?? Shot guns! Yes, shot guns are very capable of making a mess out of a person’s body, but that doesn’t stop every other father in this country from joking about brandishing his personal street cannon of choice to the first teenage boy who dares try to date his daughter!!

So does President Obama have a plan in the works to launch a full scale air strike on his daughter’s prom dates? I doubt that any more than I doubt that I’ll be actually be taking a Remington to the first boy that wants to take my daughter out to the movies.

So anyway, I said we’d only pretend for a second that the country doesn’t have any other problems. That second is over.

So To The Jonas Brothers; get over yourselves, boys, it was a joke.

To Fox News, CNN, and affiliated crusty old white men, get over it and move on.

Yes, I said move on. Move on to better things like tarring and feathering our president because he has yet to swoop down out of the sky like Superman and clean up that oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, since he’s already taking heat for that, much like Former President Bush did for the Katrina disaster.

You know what this country reminds me of? Do you guys remember the second Pirates of The Caribbean Movie; in Jack Sparrow’s opening scene, when Will Turner and friends had to rescue him from that tribe of cannibals who had dressed Jack up as their god so they could eat him??

That’s kind of what we like to do with our public officials. While true that most politicians have a streak of corruption running down their spine, it’s no wonder when we as the American people dress them up in suits, place them in our ivory towers in Washington, then proceed to make a full course meal out of them every night on the news.

So here’s my question to all you Glenn Beck wannabes out there; how do you like your public official prepared? Rare? Medium Rare? Well Done? Smothered in A1 sauce? Maybe with a side of baked potato??


I’m Brandon Hawkins and I make the videos and blogs that no one else wants to.